Script Log - Oshitari and Shishido

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Date: January 28th, Monday, after Shishido wakes up
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: Having a moment alone, Shishido phones Oshitari and after receiving a promise that Oshitari won't kill anyone he tells him what's happened and asks him to pass it along.




Shishido: *fiddling with the cell phone in his hands still unsure what he's going to say but realizes it's not fair to put it off any longer and dials in Yuushi's office phone number* ....

Yuushi: *call waiting is a blessing* Ryou?

Shishido: Errr Yeah. And didn't any one ever teach you how to answer the phone properly. *so avoiding getting to the point*

Yuushi: Stop evading the issue. I want to know where you are and if you're all right. *knows his friend too well*

Shishido: I'm not evading the issue... okay I sort of am, but I'm also trying to teach you some phone ettiquette here.

Yuushi: I am not interested in it. You're at Ryuhana, aren't you?

Shishido: Yeah... *lets out a long sigh and silently curses that Yuushi is too smart* I'm uh at the medlabs here.

Yuushi: *all but hisses* I knew it. How bad is it?

Shishido: *long pause* Not so bad.... I mean it's not life threatening at all, in fact I'm up and moving again already *a bit of an exageration since he had to have Fuji help him walk to the bathroom and took a nose div when tried to move on his own... but Yuushi doesn't need those details*

Yuushi: I am coming to bring you home. We can take care of you here.

Shishido: It's fine. They're taking good care of me here. And you know I'd just whine and bitch about everything if I was there. *hopes Yuushi doesn't think it odd that he's asking to stay at a medlab when he hates doctors*

Yuushi: We have less needles here, Ryou.

Shishido: O.O You think they're going to stick me with needles?! Why?!

Yuushi: *smirks, but only for a brief moment* They are a medlab, right? They might want a blood sample.

Shishido: Ugh... good point. *toying with the sheets of the hospital bed* but I'm still not sure it's a good idea...

Yuushi: I would rather have you home, Ryou, where you belong.

Shishido: I... don't want to be coddled *thinks that he doesn't want to be pitied or have Oshitari go on a revenge campaign when he's still feeling too weak and off balanced to handle it*

Yuushi: ...Are you sure you're all right?

Shishido: Yes...n-no

Yuushi: Tell me what happened.

Shishido: *about to when he thinks better of it* You have to promise me not to overreact or do anything hasty and dumb before I say anything

Yuushi: Define 'overreact'.

Shishido: Doing anything other than going 'is that so Ryou. I'll make sure to have you lots of expensive gifts for when you return home'

Yuushi: I don't care for that definition.

Shishido: Well what definition do you want to use?

Yuushi: I promise not to kill anyone for seventy two hours.

Shishido: *can almost forget what's happened to him when he falls into the pattern of bantering with Oshitari like this* How about you don't kill anyone at all but you can make a few threats?

Yuushi: *worried* Ryou, just tell me what happened.

Shishido: Do you agree?

Yuushi: *bites back a disgusted, impatient sound* Very well, agreed. Now tell me before I send Akira and Koujirou to fetch you home.

Shishido: *pauses and fiddles the sheets some more before finally giving in* I've been... cured

Yuushi: *lets that sink in for a very long moment* And how did that happen?

Shishido: Oh you know, was feeling bored of flying and having wings, thought hell, since I have all this cure handy, might as well take advantage of it. *venting on Yuushi because it's really the first person he's been able to do it with* Fuck, how did you think it happened? I was fucking shot but a fucking trigger happy moron wailing around a cure gun. *voice a bit rough sounding the more he talks still not fully recovered from the yelling he did when he was cured*

Yuushi: *lets him vent, can imagine how it happened yes, but he wanted the details* How were you careless enough to get shot in the first place? You're better than some trigger happy human.

Shishido: *takes a deep breath feeling a little better now that he got that little bit off his chest. Besides, he doesn't want to have the nurses think that he's having a fit and needs sedating.* The guards clued in to us and we got trapped in the stairwell with some of the guards... we were about to make a break for it and they moved to shoot. I... well I had to protect Kirihara and it's just instinct to protect Fuji. *voice catching a little* Anyway, I moved, and my wings took a hit... my jacket did too. Do you uh think you can get it fixed. *pauses* Not that I'll have a need for it this winter. Fuck. I'm going to need new tops. *groans*

Yuushi: *jaw tightens, silently damns Fuji to a eunuch's hell for this* I'll take care of that. Was your mission sucessful?

Shishido: Thanks. I love that coat, it's so cool and well fitted and doesn't irritate my wings... well when I have wings. *thinks it's really one of the better gifts he's weaseled out of Yuushi but does realize he's fixating on it* And yeah... got the data, destroyed the labs, and we have some samples

Yuushi: *already figures on a duplicate wardrobe for Shishi sans the wing alterations, knowing that the cure doesn't last* Why didn't Fuji contact us?

Shishido: I don't think he knew what to say, or if it was his job to. It's not like he could ask me, I was out of it for a day or so there. Hey, speaking of day, look what time it is. *calling in the afternoon and isn't dead asleep right now*

Yuushi: Yes, thrilling. *flat* That doesn't excuse him.

Shishido: Oh give him a break Yuushi, he's not the one that cure darted me and I have enough going on without having to play ref between you two. I really don't get why you don't like him, he's a good guy. He even brough me magazines and stuff to listen to.

Shishido: And you aren't excited that I'm calling you in the afternoon. You could at least pretend to be thrilled about the advantages to this hell ride I'm going through

Yuushi: Consider yourself lucky I am reigining in my homicidal thoughts, Ryou.

Shishido: You promised me Yuushi. *so called it when he said Oshitari would want to kill people for this* And considering what I'm going through you should be spoiling me, not putting me through more stress.

Yuushi: *doesn't know whether to be even more pissed having Shishido out of commission like this, or just bang his head on the desk at the spoiling comment* You'll have to come home to be spoiled, you realize.

Shishido: I'll be home soon. I just want to, recover some more strength first. *grumbles* So that way when people pity me or try to coddle too much I can run away more easily. *long sigh* I haven't told Choutarou yet...

Yuushi: I suppose there is yet another reason for that? He was worried as well when you didn't contact us.

Shishido: I uhhh don't know what to say to him. He's going to get all over protective and coddle and treat me like I'm broken and it's going to drive me crazy. I love him... but I'm used to protecting him, not the other way around. *groans* And then he'll probably race down here without thinking twice about it and probably try to fry Shuusuke and ugh... this is so fucked up Yuushi.

Yuushi: Would you like me to speak with him first?

Shishido: Could you? *that's sort of what he was hoping the whole time* You're good at spinning things.

Yuushi: If it saves you from being coddled. *wouldn't much mind if Fuji got fried*

Shishido: Thanks. *sighs* This sucks sooo much Yuushi. Remind me not to take a cure dart again. Being human sucks ass

Yuushi: Imagine how much enjoyment you'll get out of having to regrow your wings, Ryou. *had to endure being all but powerless when the psy-blooey happened, and getting his powers back had hurt*

Shishido: Fuck... it hurt bad enough the first time through... it'll be worth it though *sighs wistfully, already missing the freedom of flying*

Yuushi: It will only take a day or so to regain your strength?

Shishido: Hopefully. I want to leave as soon as I can walk enough on my own. You know how much I hate hospitals

Yuushi: Yes, I know. *little sigh* I'll tell the others.

Shishido: Since I'm not nocturnal now, does that mean I can take advantage of your staff?

Yuushi: As long as that doesn't mean you'll be groping them in the hallways, then yes.

Shishido: *laughs* Why would I be grouping them in the hall? I have Choutarou. I just want them to make sure I don't starve before I feel up to going up and down stairs... I never realized how heavy a human body is

Yuushi: You'll have full access to all staff services, Ryou. I'll even make sure the the cook purchases as many grapes that will fit in the refridgerator.

Shishido: Mmmm and cheeses. Fruits and cheeses are so good. I can't wait to take full advantage of your cook. I mean I know she does good breakfasts but fresh lunches and suppers.

Yuushi: *glad to hear that despite what's happened, Shishi is still Shishi* I hear tell from Ryou-kun that she makes very good cheese sandwhiches...

Shishido: I know. She usually makes things that will keep in the fridge for me so I can eat later in the night. I also want to take advantage of swimming, and sleeping on my back ... maybe doing other things on my back. *grinning. Finds things don't seem so bad when he can just obssess over the little things that are good*

Yuushi: *has to chuckle, at least being rendered temporarily human hadn't damaged Shishi's priorities*

Shishido: ... Hey Yuushi? Will you come pick me up when I want to leave?

Yuushi: Of course. Will you be wanting the limosuine or the town car?

Shishido: *chuckles* the car's fine. I'm not feeling very celebrity right now. Hell I don't even remember when the last time my hair was washed. Though Shuusuke said he'd help me with that later if I wanted

Yuushi: Or you can wait until you come home. I'll have a stylist attend to you personally.

Shishido: I'd rather you not smell me before you see me Yuushi. Though I guess a little pampering never hurty right?

Yuushi: It certainly never has for me.

Shishido: Cool. Well... I should probably let you go... you're undoubtedly busy and don't need me yammering to you all day.

Yuushi: I can tolerate it. If only to save you the boredom I know you must be suffering there.

Shishido: Uh-oh, better watch out with encouraging me to use you as a distraction to boredom, with me awake during the day and probably out of a job I'm gonna have nothing better to do than bug you until Choutarou gets home. *laughs*

Yuushi: Then perhaps Ryou-kun's kitten will have a new playmate to nap on in my study while I work...

Shishido: Maybe... who knows, maybe I can even help you with some of that dreaded boring work you do. Or... I could sign up for some courses to go to in person. It'll be weird meeting the proffessors I've only spoken to online or on the phone. *really struggling to act normal*

Yuushi: Ryou, don't make too many plans like that. You won't be cured that long, surely.

Shishido: I was hit with two cure darts Yuushi. Nobody's said anything yet... I think they're scared I'll take it bad but come on, Im not an idiot. If one dart is 3 months, 2 is 6 right? *hastily wipes his eyes happy that Oshitari can't see how uncool he is right now*

Yuushi: *has to count to ten in his head and carefully not think about finding a way to taint Fuji's tap water with the cure* Six months is still hardly forever, Ryou. If you need things to keep you busy, you can, but after six months you'll only have to revert back to your old routine.

Shishido: I know... and I haven't had a lot of time to come to grips with everything and think things through but I thought that if I keep busy it'll mean less time I have to think about what I'm missing. Hell Yuushi, two of my limbs just fell off, I can't just sit around all day and mope about it for six months waiting for them to grow back. I'll go mad.

Yuushi: We can find things for you to do.

Shishido: Alright. *soundsing more than a little defeated right now and feeling pretty exhausted from the whirlwind of emotions the phone call's put him through* And maybe I shold let you go now... unless you had something else to add

Yuushi: Would you consider at least smacking Fuji in the back of the head for me?

Shishido: *blinks* Why would I do that? He's been nothing but helpful. Even takes the hint when to leave too

Yuushi: I could throw in a massuese and another vacation if you do...

Shishido: *laughs* No! I'm not going to hit him. Besides, I can sweet talk you into those things once you see how pathetic I've become anyway

Yuushi: And then I can remind you that you wouldn't even consider my request.

Shishido: I considered it.

Yuushi: I doubt that...*shakes head* You'll call when you want to come home, yes?

Shishido: I did. I just considered it stupid. And I'll call. I promise mom.

Shishido: O.O Oh shit, I need to call my parents *doom*

Yuushi: I'll call ahead for you. Get some rest.

Shishido: Thanks... and don't think this will get you out of vising my mom. We haven't gone yet. *yawns* And I guess some rest would be good.

Yuushi: *smiles* I give you my word I will not forget. Sleep, and call me again when you wake up.

Shishido: Alright... thanks Yuushi. You're a real friend. *will so deny being sappy if it's brought up later*

Yuushi: *wishes he thought to tap his own phone just to tape that last part* You're quite welcome, Ryou. I will talk to you later.

Shishido: 'Kay. Bye for now. *hangs up before he gets caught up talking about something else as he really is feeling tired now. Though he does feel lighter having gotten in touch with Yuushi and telling him about what happened and knowing he'll spread the news and not kill anyone in the process*

Yuushi: *letting the temporary calm he's attained chatting with Shishi carry him through the call to Shishido-san and another to Ohtori before carefully putting the phone down and storming out of the study to inform his lovers and take out his frustration and homicidal desires in the gym*