Script Log: Dan and Akutsu

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Date: Yesterday
Rated: Things with Aku shall always be rated R for his mouth...
Summary: Dan stops by to visit Aku, some talking and cuteness ensues...




Dan: ::all-but-bounds down the hall with a package of chocolate chip cookies from the kitchen, poking his head into Akutsu-san's doorway to see if the other is there:: Hi! Do you want some cookies?

Aku: *doing handstand push ups with a porn mag on the floor between his hands, grunts* Kinda cookies?

Dan: ::bounces on his heels in the doorway, watching:: Chocolate chip! I really like them. ::shows Akutsu the bag::

Aku: *gets a glance at them, realizes he's lost count of his push ups and does five more, rolling back onto his feet* Guess its better than the shit in the fridge. *leaves the porn on the floor where it is*

Dan: ::grins and comes in, offering up the bag, though his eyes roam to the floor and he cocks his head, since the magazine is upside-down from his vantage point:: What're you looking at?

Aku: *snags two cookies from the bag, takes a big bite out of both of them at the same time* Tits.

Dan: ::blinks:: Huh? ::comes around to the other side of the magazine and looks, but he doesn't... quite get it:: Why?

Aku: Cause they're there, Kid. *kicks the mag under the bed* Quit looking at that shit. *eats more cookie*

Dan: ... ::blinks, and still doesn't quite get it:: Well howcome you get to look at it if I can't?

Aku: When you see a pair of real ones, then you can look at the airbrushed crap. *steals more cookies from Dan's bag*

Dan: ::holds out the bag a little more, frowning a little:: Oh. So you've seen real ones?

Aku: Plenty. *looks down at Dan* Guess there hasn't been a lot of ass your way, huh? Got a preference?

Dan: ::flushes a little and shakes his head:: Boys are supposed to like girls, right? ::was really not taught any of this::

Aku: *shrugs a shoulder* You can like whatever the hell you wanna like. Guys, chicks, trannies...whatever gets you off.

Dan: Oh.... ::thinks hard for a minute:: I don't know. ::frowns:: Is that bad? ::eats another cookie::

Aku: *shakes head* You're just a kid. You'll figure it out. *flops down on the bed, munching cookie*

Dan: I guess... But I don't wanna be a kid! ::sits down at the foot of the bed, ready to offer up the bag if Akutsu wants more:: What were your parents like?

Aku: *blinks at the question from left field, digs around for a cigarette, glances at Dan and shoves them back into his pocket* Never had any.

Dan: ... Really? But... not ever? ::frowns - at least he used to have one::
DTigerTears: Aku: *takes another cookie to help quell the strong urge for nicotine* Nope. Was born in a lab.

Dan: ... But - you mean, you've been in a lab your whole life? ::hates places like that, and he was only there for two years - it must have been terrible being born in one::

Aku: Til I was five. *getting uncomfortable with the topic, chewing harder on cookie*

Dan: Oh... still. That's longer than me. ::frowns and rests his chin on his knees:: I'm sorry.

Aku: *looks at him* You a labcoat, Kid? You there when I was born?

Dan: ::blinks:: Huh? No, I wasn't! You're older than I am.

Aku: Nothing to be sorry about, then. *very lightly swats Dan on the arm*

Dan: Er - w-well, but it must have been hard, desu! ::smiles a little:: That's all. I thought it was kind of hard. And I could take care of myself. ::cocks his head and watches Akutsu::

Aku: ...I had someone to take care of me. *goes quiet and stares at the ceiling*
RicochetSmash: Dan: Oh.... well that's good then. ::still watching Akutsu:: Was she nice?

Aku: She was a pain in the ass.

Dan: ::laughs a little:: But you liked her anyway, right?

Aku: *looks at Dan for a long moment, considering* ...No. Guess I loved her. *shrugs* She was the only one who ever gave a shit about me anyways. You got someone like that, Kid?

Dan: ::smiles, thinking it was good that Akutsu has someone like that - but then he has to think hard about that question:: I... I don't think so. I'm not sure. ::isn't sure his parents... quite count, after they just let him be taken, and he's not sure Inui-san counts. Shiba-san is nice, but...::

Aku: *not comfortable with all this touchy feely crap* Fuck 'em, then.

Dan: ::laughs a little and shrugs, but he can tell the other doesn't like talking about this:: It's okay~ I like it here anyway. It's a lot better! So I'm not complaining~ ::grins and offers up more cookies::

Aku: *snags the bag and scarfs down two more* Better'n sleeping out in the fucking snow eating garbage, I guess.

Dan: Heh, yeah. It was cold. I didn't have to do that very long. ::gets the feeling Akutsu... might have done that for a while, though:: They're not going anywhere, you know. ::laughs a little::

Aku: *grunts and eats another cookie, rattles the bag to gauge how many are left*

Dan: ... There was this dog once, I saw.... he did the same thing. ::laughs a little - he doesn't mean it as an insult:: You can finish them.

Aku: *could polish them off...but shoves the bag back at Dan after taking just one more* They're your fucking cookies. Eat 'em. *not meaning to be mean gruff, just doesn't know how to talk about sharing etc*

Dan: ... Eheh. Okay. ::pulls out another, though he's getting full - and they're more than halfway gone, anyway:: Do you think I'll ever be as tall as you~? ::moves on to a completely different subect!::

Aku: *shrugs* Might. How tall you wanna be, Kid?

Dan: Uhh... I don't know. Taller than this! I want to reach the top cabinet without a chair ::pouts::

Aku: Could punch a guy's balls, way you are now. *finds that amusing and not exactly a bad thing*

Dan: ... ::ends up laughing a bit:: But I still look like a kid.

Aku: They'd never see your fist coming. *lips curl up in what could be called a very small smirk*

Dan: Heh... I guess.... But that means I'd have to be close enough to somebody to do that, and then they'd grab me.

Aku: Not if you hit 'em hard enough.

Dan: ... But I've never hit anybody.

Aku: So what would ya do when someone fucks with you?

Dan: ::blink:: Uh... R-run away, usually.

Aku: Won't work if there's a shitload of 'em, Kid. *sits up, dangles hands between his knees*

Dan: ... But I can't do anything else. ::blink:: Only if they're mutants, maybe...

Aku: Your power only fucks with mutants?

Dan: ::nods:: I - I think that's all it's good for. Making mutants, um, not mutants when they're near me.

Aku: ...Fuckin' hell, is *that* what it does? *has been wondering why the hell he feels different around Dan, less restless and growly*

Dan: Uh.... ::flushes a little at the expression:: Y-yeah, Banda-san said so....

Aku: *grunts* Guess the quack-fuck would know. Ain't gonna help shit when assholes try to wail on your ass, Kid. Need to learn how to fuck 'em up first before they can try.

Dan: ::frowns, but Akutsu has a point:: I... I guess so. Maybe. I don't know if I'd be very good at it though. ::cocks his head at Akutsu:: I bet you're really good at it!

Aku: Had to be...way things are out there, Kid, better to kick ass than die.

Dan: Mm. ::nods, thinking - he doesn't really know what it's like 'out there' much more than his two weeks he spent outside, but it sounds much scarier than he thought it would:: Would you, um, teach me sometime? Just a little?

Aku: *thinks it over, holds up a palm towards Dan* Best punch, Kid. Right here.

Dan: ::pauses, blinks, and flushes, but stands up and tries to hit Akutsu's fist as hard as he can::

Aku: *doesn't even blink* Need more than a little. Kick it.

Dan: ::frowns a little, but tries to kick it then, clumsily::

Aku: *frowns and holds his palm lower*

Dan: ::looks worried and tries again:: I'm s-sorry I'm not really good at this....

Aku: So get better. *waits for Dan to show him how hard he can kick*

Dan: ::takes a shaky breath and concentrates, trying *again*, and it's a little harder out of frustration this time::

Aku: *grunts a little at the kick* Least you could kick the shit outta someone's shins.

Dan: ::pauses:: That's because I'm too short. ::frowns::

Aku: Like I said. Go for the balls.

Dan: ... Y-yeah... I guess. ::sighs and sits down on the floor again:: Sorry. I guess I can't learn something like that.

Aku: *is quiet for awhile, watching Dan, then reaches out and ruffles his hair* Worry too fucking much, Kid. Let's blow this shithole for awhile. *gets up off the bed and out the door to go outside*

Dan: ... O-okay! ::jumps up to follow:: A-are we going just outside? Or where there are more people?

Aku: *hands in pockets* Outside's fine enough. Less you want me to kick the shit outta fuckers that stare at you.

Dan: N-no! That's okay - eheh, I just meant... Shiba-san gave me a thing! It makes me look normal! It's really cool~ I could get it, is all, but it's okay if we're just going outside then.

Aku: *tugs a lock of Dan's hair* This ain't normal, Kid?

Dan: ::frowns and nudges Akutsu in the side a little with his knuckles:: You're not green.

Aku: So the fuck what?

Dan: Neither is anybody else. I... don't even know what color my eyes are supposed to be.

Aku: White.

Dan: ... Heh. ::glances up at grins at Akustu:: I guess so.

Aku: Fuck normal. You're fine.

Dan: Yeah.... okay. I guess you're right. ::grins and takes akutsu's hand in his and swings them a little, tugging on him so they'll get out the door faster::

Aku: *so not used to all this touching or handholding, lets Dan rush him out anyways*

Dan: Heee~ ::lets go of akutsu's hand to run around in a circle when they get outside. he'll never get sick of being outside:: Do you just want to take a walk?

Aku: *watches him* Looks like you wanna run.

Dan: ::laughs a little:: I couldn't run as fast as you though. I just like being outside~

Aku: *is far enough from Dan to feel like himself again, gets a little restless and starts to run* Get the lead outta your ass, Kid, you wanna beat me.

Dan: ::squeaks and scrambles after Akutsu, arms wheeling wildly:: Waiiiiit! Not faaaair!