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It is with great pleasure that we announce the opening of the new student dormitory wing! The new wing has been completely refurbished, and features several amenities that the old dormitories did not: an enhanced multi-component security system (including 'smart' recognition technology and fully integrated intercommunication channels), one-touch individualised thermostat control, in-room bathrooms with sensor-activated plumbing, and shared floor kitchens with the latest in culinary technology.

Students currently hosting others will be happy to know that they may now regain full control of their rooms. We thank you very much for your patience during the long process of building the new domitories, and hope that they provide you with the most excellent living experience possible.

Students with rooms in the new wing may begin moving at their convenience, but we do ask that you be situated before Monday, 18 July. Thank you.




[ooc: Expect some of this fancy technology to be a bit uncooperative, as fancy technology is wont to be. Have fun! :D]